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Why, yes, I am watching Crossing Jordan at work. What of it? Do you know what kind of week I've had? I mean, fuck!
Damnit Kate, not even forensic anthropology can make me like you, so just quit it already! You are an evil bitch! While I do occasionally find that an appealing factor, you are mean to the characters I love and you just do not get away with that. Please take you mummy off somewehere and die.
Jordan, you are stupid! Seriously! Talk to somebody! Gah!
Macy, how are you this oblivious?
...hey, it's Seely. Cool. Been a while.
La la la. Yes, she's dead, how tragic and such. Hello, cell phone.
Hah. I was the 16-year-old, entirely-too-trustable, straight-A student. Damn I was a geek.
Oh hell no. I know she is NOT listening to "Walk Like an Egyptian"!
Oh snap. The mummy's a fake. Stupid dead people interfering with my anthropology.
Jordan, just tell him. He knows now. Thank you! I love you!
*cuddles Jordan/Macy* (What? Don't look at me like that!)
Come on, Macy, I know you get this. If she stops working then she might as well already be dead! You should get that; you're the same way! *sigh*
*cuddles Jordan* *...and Macy*
Blah, blah, myspace-whores, blah. Why do there always have to be A-plots to get in the way of what I'm really here for?
Gah, you are such a freak, Kate! Get out of my morgue!
Oh, jeez, Jordan! You are not doing very well at convincing anyone you're holding it together.
Also, wow Seely, I forgot how much I intensely dislike you.
Wheee, mummy!bath. Cool!
Oh, haha. I love that dead!girl was selling her body on the internet.
Oh, you're dealing with it, are you, Jordan? Really.
Whee, Nigel to the rescue! Disrupting the... C? plot with a break on the A-plot!
Kate, you amaze me. Every time I think you can't be more of a bitch...
"I wasn't up to that!" Love you, Jordan. Now I have a mental image of teen!Jordan whoring out on the net. Mmmm.
Oh, give it up Woody, you can't turn Kate into a human. She is soulless.
Quit that pretending shit, Kate. I ain't buying what you're selling.
Blah, blah, A-plot moving towards resolution. Blah, blah, B-plot moving toward resolution.
...Daddy did it? Well, that's entertaining. No wonder he didn't want her helping. Wow, he is one fucked up guy.
Once all the twists are untwisted, the actual criminals seem quite easy to find this week. Huh.
"Gee, maybe desecrating a corpse isn't such a cool way to spend my winter vacation?"
Wow, Woody. I'm surprisingly impressed. That was hilarious.
Oh, what, I'm supposed to believe that Kate going to see the un!mummy buried makes her like a real person now? Whatever. She's still a fucking bitch.
Jordan, you are in denial. Quit that.
Go let them cut open your brain, damnit!
Stop being unreasonable! Even though that's why I love you. It's hard for me to love you if you're dead! (Okay, not really, but still, I do not want her dead. Not that I actually think they'll kill her. But I have to have some sort of suspension of disbelief going on to appreciate the drama of her danger while still realizing that it is her show.)
Damnit Kate, not even forensic anthropology can make me like you, so just quit it already! You are an evil bitch! While I do occasionally find that an appealing factor, you are mean to the characters I love and you just do not get away with that. Please take you mummy off somewehere and die.
Jordan, you are stupid! Seriously! Talk to somebody! Gah!
Macy, how are you this oblivious?
...hey, it's Seely. Cool. Been a while.
La la la. Yes, she's dead, how tragic and such. Hello, cell phone.
Hah. I was the 16-year-old, entirely-too-trustable, straight-A student. Damn I was a geek.
Oh hell no. I know she is NOT listening to "Walk Like an Egyptian"!
Oh snap. The mummy's a fake. Stupid dead people interfering with my anthropology.
Jordan, just tell him. He knows now. Thank you! I love you!
*cuddles Jordan/Macy* (What? Don't look at me like that!)
Come on, Macy, I know you get this. If she stops working then she might as well already be dead! You should get that; you're the same way! *sigh*
*cuddles Jordan* *...and Macy*
Blah, blah, myspace-whores, blah. Why do there always have to be A-plots to get in the way of what I'm really here for?
Gah, you are such a freak, Kate! Get out of my morgue!
Oh, jeez, Jordan! You are not doing very well at convincing anyone you're holding it together.
Also, wow Seely, I forgot how much I intensely dislike you.
Wheee, mummy!bath. Cool!
Oh, haha. I love that dead!girl was selling her body on the internet.
Oh, you're dealing with it, are you, Jordan? Really.
Whee, Nigel to the rescue! Disrupting the... C? plot with a break on the A-plot!
Kate, you amaze me. Every time I think you can't be more of a bitch...
"I wasn't up to that!" Love you, Jordan. Now I have a mental image of teen!Jordan whoring out on the net. Mmmm.
Oh, give it up Woody, you can't turn Kate into a human. She is soulless.
Quit that pretending shit, Kate. I ain't buying what you're selling.
Blah, blah, A-plot moving towards resolution. Blah, blah, B-plot moving toward resolution.
...Daddy did it? Well, that's entertaining. No wonder he didn't want her helping. Wow, he is one fucked up guy.
Once all the twists are untwisted, the actual criminals seem quite easy to find this week. Huh.
"Gee, maybe desecrating a corpse isn't such a cool way to spend my winter vacation?"
Wow, Woody. I'm surprisingly impressed. That was hilarious.
Oh, what, I'm supposed to believe that Kate going to see the un!mummy buried makes her like a real person now? Whatever. She's still a fucking bitch.
Jordan, you are in denial. Quit that.
Go let them cut open your brain, damnit!
Stop being unreasonable! Even though that's why I love you. It's hard for me to love you if you're dead! (Okay, not really, but still, I do not want her dead. Not that I actually think they'll kill her. But I have to have some sort of suspension of disbelief going on to appreciate the drama of her danger while still realizing that it is her show.)
