kaciagemini

So there's this Bandom Porn Meme thing going on? That is an excuse to write random bits of porn without actually needing a story to go with them? It is kind of wonderful. And I may have tossed some porn at it. Just a bit. About Brendon. As you do.

In other news, umm... stuff. It happens. I guess.

I started drinking coffee every day? Actually, most of the household simultaneously started drinking coffee every day. Which is about as brilliant as somebody going, "You know what? I think I'll pick up smoking a pack a day today. That would be fun." Followed by their friends going, "That sounds great! Me, too."

Yeah, we're not a bright bunch, really. (But COFFEE!)

Also? I am heading to Bowling Green on Wednesday with kidlets in tow, somewhere in the noon/early afternoonish timeframe, so be prepared, BG peoples.
I know Rita wants to see them (and the external hard drive I'm loaning her so she can watch Dead Like Me...), but who else is up for foreign invasion?

So, I wrote another bandslash fic. Panic! At The Disco this time. Again, this one started life as a comment!fic. Actually, I wrote the entire thing in a comment box. Strangely it did not consent to fit in a single comment when I was done with it. Oops. Also, I apologize for the crappy title. I suck at titling, but I figured it should have one.

Title: Better Off As Lovers
Author: kaciagemini
Pairing: Spencer/Ryan
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1750
Summary: Practice gets interesting.
Notes: I wrote this for seanarenay several days ago because she was not feeling well and underage boysex fixes everything (duh!). Has not been beta read, though I did fix a few things before I posted it here. Please point out any problems I missed! I had to beat an entire section back into the right tense! (Alternatively, if anyone would like to offer to be my beta? That would be pretty awesome.)

( On to the fic... )

Oh random genderfuck masturbation commentporn fics, where have you been all my life? Seriously, WHERE WERE YOU? You should have been here!

(In which there is much gratuitous Patrick-was-always-a-girl with an occasional side of Pete-was-also-always-a-girl.)

...I guess, while I'm doing this, I should post those other fics I promised to make Laura read, too, shouldn't I?

In my head, these three fics belong together. Possibly it is the perfectness of them all which causes this. (And okay, so yes, the girl!Pete one has boy Patrick complete with sideburns, but in the other two there is a complete and utter lack of sideburns! Is this not enough for you? What more do you want from me, woman?!?)

Pete was always a girl by ficbyzee
Patrick was always a girl by schuyler (Which I desperately love despite the fact that it BREAKS MY OTP... JOE/TRISH 4-EVA! OTP 2.0!)
They were both always girls by iphignia939

Bonus gratuitous Patrick-turns-into-a-girl, also by iphignia.

Genderswitch fics = SO MUCH WIN.

Surely there are more FOB genderfuck fics out there? Why can't I find them?

So I recced fic the other day? "The Way I See It #186"? And then, the next day, a sequel appeared on my f-list. It is like magic! Go read!
the way i see it #219

Porn which has been keeping me from death, an excerpt/list of recs:

1. Everything addictedkitten writes. She gives excellent porn. For realz.
Some you might be interested in:

* That First Inconceivable Touch
Ryan never gets what he wants like this. It's just not how his life works.
Ryan/Brendon, nc-17, 26k
Sort of Pre-Panic!/beginning of Panic! Ryan is such a slut and I adore him for it. Madly.

* Crush (With Eyeliner)
Yeah, honestly, Jon Walker totally is that kind of guy. He just doesn't know it yet.
Ryan/Brendon/Spencer/Jon, nc-17, 32k
Hooray for Panic! having group sex! This should happen approximately all the time. Also, it is about when Jon joined the band and that is a shiny happy thing for me for I loveth Jon greatly.

Also? This paragraph may be the most perfect thing in existence -

Jon knew of The Gay, sure, from years on the Chicago scene. He knew of the bromance and the fauxmos and William and Pete and anyone that got within a fifty-yard radius of either of them, thereby being sucked into their force field of No, It's Cool, Kissing Boys Is Hilarious, Really, Come Here. But that was just fucking around (as far as he knew). Brendon and Ryan were like, boyfriends.

Or something.

Unless maybe this one is most perfect -

William's laughter was loud and raucous and prolonged, and his advice was: "Fuck him!" Jon said that not everything could be solved by fucking Ryan, although Spencer and Brendon never seemed to have any problems, so maybe the theory had merit- "Fuck him," William repeated. "By the way, I'm telling Chicago you're totally gay now. Bye!"

Okay, I will stop so that I do not quote the entire fic. Because I could. Because it is that good.

* Reacharound
"How are Pete and Ryan fucking if Pete won't touch Ryan's dick?" Brendon asked.
Ryan/Brendon, (Pete/Ryan), nc-17
This fic is hilarious. Incredibly so. Also hot. But most notable for making me fucking crack up like, a lot. Also, I've re-read it like 5 times in the last week.

* That's What He Said
Truckstops and Statelines and boyfriends, etc.
Ryan/Brendon/Spencer/Jon, mention of Ryan/Pete, nc-17, over 24,000 words long
OMG, seriously, I want to quote from this fic, but everything I wanted to quote is like too pornographic to post without a cut and that takes all the fun out of it. Just go read the fic. It is all before Jon was in Panic! and stuff, and it needs to be canon. Yes. Damn, I love Panic! orgies.

Okay, I am going to stop listing her fics now. Not because there are not more or because they are not made of awesome, but because I keep re-reading parts when I link them and this is getting terribly time-consuming, thus I am forcing myself to move on.

2. (Ha! You forgot there were numbers in this post, didn't you!)
Spin Cycle by ficklish
Brendon/Ryan, NC-17
Ryan-has-a-dirty-T-shirts-Brendon-kink fic, is what the author calls it. Yes. Very, very, yes.

3. You're Retail, But You're No Therapy by kueble_fic
Brendon/Spencer (with a side of Ryan/Jon and Pete/Patrick), nc-17
Spencer's job at the mall is pretty boring until Brendon starts working at a nearby store.
Mallfic, you guys! Mallfic! !!! It is awesome. Just go read it. Now! Go!

Yeah, um. I'm gonna stop now. And go have lunch.

And then I'm going to go find girl!Patrick fic to beat Laura into reading. Because girl!Patrick doesn't have sideburns! I will stealthily bring her to the dark side! And by stealthily, I mean involving absolutely no stealth whatsoever.

So, apparently I have read too much fic today. How can I tell, you wonder?

# of my siblings whose names have popped up in fic today: 6 (slightly cheating because I counted me)

I think it is, perhaps, a bit strange that I have yet to see a 'Tamie' but I *have* seen Susan, Daniel, Aileen, Michael, Katharine, & Zoe (all spelled correctly). Weird ass fandom.

Also? I am not going to write bandom fic. Really. I am not a fic-writer.

Note to self: Do not read depressing fic late at night. No matter how good it is.

Due South, Fraser/RayK, "Exposures" by Dira Sudis (12K).

Fuck. Scratch that. Do not read depressing fic. Ever.

Percy Weasley and the Gay Vampire Cult of Oliver Wood by December's Falling

Mmmm, crack tastes good. Actually, you should read it, really. Yes I mean you. All of you.

*cuddles Percy*

Possibly relevant info about the fic:
It's set after Order of the Pheonix, essentially Percy's reaction to the Ministry admitting it was wrong.
Rated PG-13.
Oliver/Percy.

And a quote to convince you, if my opinion isn't enough:

"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."

I seem to not have a life.
Therefore, in lieu of an update, I shall give you the highlights of my f-list today:
Random Gayness (ETA: Longer article on the same random gayness)
Random Cuteness
Random House Slash (NC-17)
Random Randomness