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This week's episode of Bones I found to be much better than last week's premiere ep. Helped along somewhat by the fact that it had shirtless David Boreanaz. Just a little.
OMGHouse! That ep was just... teh r0xx0rs. Yeah, definitely. I was all like, "Oh, you mean that guy is Wilson? The guy that everybody on my f-list thinks House is sleeping with? Where the hell are they get--oh, nevermind, I get it. They're totally sleeping together."
Oh, and that little girl was such a *player*! lol
...and *O* *M* *G* SVU! Guh. Just guh. Nevermind the fact that I swear Dick Wolf planned this whole episode to disturb me as though he somehow knew that I watched waaaay too much Oz this summer. And it got waaaaaay inappropriately hot and slashy there towards the end. I wasn't good for much in the way of rational thought after what's-his-name grabbed Elliot's cock. I was just *waiting* for him to tell Elliot that he'd have to take the girl's place.... *guh*...
*sigh* Poor Elliot is so fucked up.
And this has been your television review for the evening. I'm sure actual RL things happened to me today, but I have no idea what any of them were right now; I am far too distracted by inappropriate mental images of Detective Stabler getting molested.
Oh, and apparently I have a previously unknown ability to read my girlfriend's mind. But only occasionally.
Proof:
Me - *iz ded*
Jen - "Are you dead?"
Me - *iz still ded*
Jen - *pokes*
Me - *continues to be ded*
Jen - *clickety-clackety type-y sounds*
Me - "Don't tell Austin I'm dead"
Jen - "How the hell did you know that was what I was doing?!?"
Me - *shrugs*
Also, apparently the train that's supposed to take thoughts on a scenic ride through my brain before delivering them to my mouth has stopped servicing the gutter. The only train that is willing to pick people up down in the gutter is that one that goes straight to my mouth. I guess the passengers that get on down by the gutter are too scary to have on the train very long so they just want to ditch them anywhere. This is a bad thing. Apparently the train conductor does not realize that by letting the gutter dwellers off at the mouth it only encourages them.
I worry for my sanity. At least partially because I thought up this metaphor. o.O;
OMGHouse! That ep was just... teh r0xx0rs. Yeah, definitely. I was all like, "Oh, you mean that guy is Wilson? The guy that everybody on my f-list thinks House is sleeping with? Where the hell are they get--oh, nevermind, I get it. They're totally sleeping together."
Oh, and that little girl was such a *player*! lol
...and *O* *M* *G* SVU! Guh. Just guh. Nevermind the fact that I swear Dick Wolf planned this whole episode to disturb me as though he somehow knew that I watched waaaay too much Oz this summer. And it got waaaaaay inappropriately hot and slashy there towards the end. I wasn't good for much in the way of rational thought after what's-his-name grabbed Elliot's cock. I was just *waiting* for him to tell Elliot that he'd have to take the girl's place.... *guh*...
*sigh* Poor Elliot is so fucked up.
And this has been your television review for the evening. I'm sure actual RL things happened to me today, but I have no idea what any of them were right now; I am far too distracted by inappropriate mental images of Detective Stabler getting molested.
Oh, and apparently I have a previously unknown ability to read my girlfriend's mind. But only occasionally.
Proof:
Me - *iz ded*
Jen - "Are you dead?"
Me - *iz still ded*
Jen - *pokes*
Me - *continues to be ded*
Jen - *clickety-clackety type-y sounds*
Me - "Don't tell Austin I'm dead"
Jen - "How the hell did you know that was what I was doing?!?"
Me - *shrugs*
Also, apparently the train that's supposed to take thoughts on a scenic ride through my brain before delivering them to my mouth has stopped servicing the gutter. The only train that is willing to pick people up down in the gutter is that one that goes straight to my mouth. I guess the passengers that get on down by the gutter are too scary to have on the train very long so they just want to ditch them anywhere. This is a bad thing. Apparently the train conductor does not realize that by letting the gutter dwellers off at the mouth it only encourages them.
I worry for my sanity. At least partially because I thought up this metaphor. o.O;
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mrrrrrrrrr
lol
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I just confused myself...and forgot what I was *trying* to say!
^.^;;;
~bounces about~
Your mind-reading abilities ROCK! ^.^
~runs away to get ready for that class thing that I have~
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..."Train of Thought, All Aboard!"
*Choo-choo!*
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