kaciagemini

I am a good girl! I have thusfar managed to read my f-list without sneaking into any of the spoilers even the *very* tempting looking fic... At the current rate of download... I should be able to watch the season finale of CJ in about... 4 !$#$%##$ days. *smites the internets* Why do you hate me so?
I feel the need to share this link gleaned from my f-list. Holding Out for a Slash Fic <-- It's a *hilarious* filk to the song "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler. Fucking hilarious.

Okay, well not quite everything. Random ramblings. Feel free to skip.

(Tell me why this is what my mind is concentrating on instead of the project and the article summary I have to do for linguistics for tomorrow. Or even getting ready for the SGA banquet in a couple of hours.)

( Cut for stream-of-consciousness )

… … … I need to go read slash now.

My discovery of the week?
There's Crossing Jordon fanfiction.
Not only is there Crossing Jordan fanfiction, there's Crossing Jordon *slash*.
This pleases me greatly.
E and P by Julian Lee (PG)
Gift of the M.E. by Tinnean(R)
Both are highly recommended.
EDIT: Oh, and also the Nigel/Woody ship manifesto
I love The Wonderful World of Makebelieve Archive.
I am entirely too amused by this.

Weekend was nice. Worked Saturday afternoon. Went home for my nephew's first birthday party. It was nice. Ninja Turtles everywhere. :)

Jack Sparrow/Captain Hook... Come on, it was just a matter of time.

Running away now. Going to see Metallica tomorrow night in St. Louis. Should be extremely awesome. Be back some time Sunday.

“I-I-I just humped your leg,” Jack gasped. He had the sudden urge to flee.
-from the awesome Stargate SG1 fic, Call it Off.

Also, hooray for the season premiere of Smallville, cuz it rocked!

Bored again. Jen still sleeping. Am being sucked away by political slash... Must resist... Must resist...
...all is lost...

You have *got* to see this... I take no responsibility for any permanant injury/harm to come to your brain from following this link... Go here... at your own risk...

Random Quoteness...
It's from Repossession by Lazuli Kat, which is a truly lovely, incredibly long NC-17 Spike/Xander fic. (That's just fair warning for Zoe so she doesn't get mad at me if she *accidentally* reads the quote and gets all offended-like.) The quote is from Chapter 103 (I told you it was long...).


Xander rested his chin on Spike’s shoulder and stared at the picture on the monitor. Xander, close-up, very close-up, close-up as in navel to thigh-tops, and wrapped only in a fine cotton sheet; he remembered Spike getting him more and more excited before instructing him to pull the sheet tight over his saliva-damp erection. The resulting photograph was somewhat…explicit.

“Wow,” Xander said in the same tone as Spike’s.

Spike ran a light touch over the screen, tracing.

“Look at that,” he said, any strength in his voice stolen away by lust.

“Yeah.”

“There…” Spike followed a line with his fingertips. “That ridge. The head of your cock. So…blatant. And…” He indicated the translucent spot on the sheet where’s Xander’s pre-come had soaked through. Spike closed his eyes for a moment. “Oh, fuck.”

“What?”

“My brain just came,” Spike said hoarsely, before leaning back into Xander with a snicker.

Now, isn't that good news? I know I'm relieved to hear it... Anyways, so I didn't fall of the face of the Earth, though I did somewhat fall of the face of the *Internet* for most of the last week, which sort of counts as the 'net is its own universe... Anyway, other than reading a little bit of Harry/Snape slash, I've hardly touched my computer in the last week.... And why? you may ask... Video Games. Yes, that's what I said, video games! Super Nintendo even! It is an evil, evil device and it sucked me in! I dedicated almost every minute of my time for about four days straight trying to find and beat all 96 possible levels in Super Mario World. I'm currently stalled at about 82. After pausing that endeavor I moved on to Chrono Trigger. I admit I have an unhealthy obsession with Chrono Trigger. Admitting you have a problem is the first step, right? Anyway, that's what I've been doing for about the last 2 1/2 days... Actually my game is paused right now...it keeps trying to call me back, evil game! I decided to leave it alone for a while because the stupid Retinite killed me...(don't worry if that didn't make any sense to you, it wasn't supposed to) Anyway, so I'm trying to find a solution to my super nintendo addiction with no luck so far...
In other news...Monday night I found a website that supposed to tell you the meaning of your dreams. Apparently if you dream about having a baby it means that you or someone close to you will soon become pregnant. And if you dream about dopping the baby it means that you're worried about the health of the child-to-be. The fact that I dreamt that it turned into my dog, Stacie, supposedly means that is what the personality of the child will be like...which I really hope isn't true. While, obviously, *I* am not going to become pregnant anytime in the forseeable future, that doesn't necessarily mean that dream isn't true. For more on how this definition of the dreams actually *works* contact me...just because I like to keep you in suspense. Well, gotta run now, and find a midnight snack/lunch. Hopefully I won't wait another week to update. ^_^

be sorted @ nimbo.net
It was incredibly easy to choose your answers based on which one you *wanted* to be in...but I tried to answer it honestly anyway, even though I was tempted to go for all Slytherin answers... But, alas, I am a Ravenclaw at heart. No, really, I've taken a *lot* of these quizzes (it's sad, really, how many i've done) and I'm *always* Ravenclaw. I've actually gotten Ravenclaw when it was a completely *random* sorter, isn't that weird?
Anyway, look at my pretty new icon! Isn't it great! That's what I get for reading K/S slash for days on end... I should go read HP slash now, I think I'm suffering from Snape withdrawal...