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I am about to go to lunch & then watch Weeds, but before I do, I figured I should give this "convince Laura to come over to the dark side & join bandom with me so I don't have to be all alone in my squeeing" plan a try. What? It worked with Sentinel! And Due South! And possibly other things which I can not recall. You are so my bitch, woman. And that is why I love you.
So, Laura seems to be having some problems accepting the true and right hotness of Patrick. (Apparently she finds 70's porn sideburns to be distracting instead of disturbingly hot. *shrug*) This is a problem.
Because he is hot.
Especially with eyeliner.
But even without eyeliner!
Also cuter than should be allowed. And such a woobie!
So happy, omg!
Also, did I mention, HOT?
He does not know why you refuse to love him.
If it will make you happy, he will suffer through guitar!sex with Pete. Because he knows you like Pete.
See how accomodatinghis ass he is?
You remember why you love Pete, right? If you do not, we will refresh:
Pete likes to have guitar!sex all by himself sometimes.
And looks really adorable doing Paul Gross arms (because, let's face it, who doesn't?)
And, seriously? Look at this shirt. Read it! It does, in fact, say what you think it says.
Awesome, yes? How many fandoms can one boy invade?
While we are on this pic... if you continue to be stubbornly opposed to Patrick, you could always slash Pete with Joe. Look back at the pic! Joe is wearing a hoodie designed by Pete! Isn't that cute?
Joe also enjoys cuddling with Pete's dog. I see no problem with this.
Of course if Joe is with Pete...
that does leave poor Patrick looking a little left out.
What does he do about this?
He of course responds by getting some Joe action for himself.
Some seriously hot Joe action. I approve of this as well.
In fact...
If the whole band could kindly consent to have an orgy for my entertainment? That would be pretty awesome. (Awww, Andy! I love you, too! Don't feel left out! *snugs*)
If there's no possible way to drag you into Fall Out Boy slash, I suppose I could always just start reading Panic! At The Disco slash... because I know you'll let me drag you in there. :) Or you can handle the P!atd side of bandom & I'll handle FOB and we could just be like bandom neighbors or something because, yeah...
Brendon
and Ryan...
They're
kinda
gay.
Especially in front of cameras.
OTP!
Plus, they like to have guitar!sex, too!
Or, if you object to the OTP for some reason, there's always
Spencer
or Jon.
In fact, I guess they're all kinda pretty. (Plz to be ignoring the existence of Brent. No idea how he snuck in. *looks innocent*)
Plus, there's the bonus bandom-neighbor-y fact that the kids from P!atd like to
hang out with Pete randomly
and do weird, kinda gay things.
In conclusion:
P!atd/FOB=OTP
(Pete & Spence are not in this picture. I WONDER WHERE THEY COULD BE?)
Bonus round/preview for my next post on this topic: Other people/bands that Pete likes to put in his clothes/kiss/do dirty things to & the music they sing.
The fact that Pete obviously likes Gabe (of Cobra Starship) so much is almost enough to make me get over how creepy he/CS is. Almost.
While this post is aimed at Laura, if it should happen to rub off on any of the rest of you? THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY OKAY WITH ME.
So, Laura seems to be having some problems accepting the true and right hotness of Patrick. (Apparently she finds 70's porn sideburns to be distracting instead of disturbingly hot. *shrug*) This is a problem.
Because he is hot.
Especially with eyeliner.
But even without eyeliner!
Also cuter than should be allowed. And such a woobie!
So happy, omg!
Also, did I mention, HOT?
He does not know why you refuse to love him.
If it will make you happy, he will suffer through guitar!sex with Pete. Because he knows you like Pete.
See how accomodating
You remember why you love Pete, right? If you do not, we will refresh:
Pete likes to have guitar!sex all by himself sometimes.
And looks really adorable doing Paul Gross arms (because, let's face it, who doesn't?)
And, seriously? Look at this shirt. Read it! It does, in fact, say what you think it says.
Awesome, yes? How many fandoms can one boy invade?
While we are on this pic... if you continue to be stubbornly opposed to Patrick, you could always slash Pete with Joe. Look back at the pic! Joe is wearing a hoodie designed by Pete! Isn't that cute?
Joe also enjoys cuddling with Pete's dog. I see no problem with this.
Of course if Joe is with Pete...
that does leave poor Patrick looking a little left out.
What does he do about this?
He of course responds by getting some Joe action for himself.
Some seriously hot Joe action. I approve of this as well.
In fact...
If the whole band could kindly consent to have an orgy for my entertainment? That would be pretty awesome. (Awww, Andy! I love you, too! Don't feel left out! *snugs*)
If there's no possible way to drag you into Fall Out Boy slash, I suppose I could always just start reading Panic! At The Disco slash... because I know you'll let me drag you in there. :) Or you can handle the P!atd side of bandom & I'll handle FOB and we could just be like bandom neighbors or something because, yeah...
Brendon
and Ryan...
They're
kinda
gay.
Especially in front of cameras.
OTP!
Plus, they like to have guitar!sex, too!
Or, if you object to the OTP for some reason, there's always
Spencer
or Jon.
In fact, I guess they're all kinda pretty. (Plz to be ignoring the existence of Brent. No idea how he snuck in. *looks innocent*)
Plus, there's the bonus bandom-neighbor-y fact that the kids from P!atd like to
hang out with Pete randomly
and do weird, kinda gay things.
In conclusion:
P!atd/FOB=OTP
(Pete & Spence are not in this picture. I WONDER WHERE THEY COULD BE?)
Bonus round/preview for my next post on this topic: Other people/bands that Pete likes to put in his clothes/kiss/do dirty things to & the music they sing.
The fact that Pete obviously likes Gabe (of Cobra Starship) so much is almost enough to make me get over how creepy he/CS is. Almost.
While this post is aimed at Laura, if it should happen to rub off on any of the rest of you? THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY OKAY WITH ME.
