Kerrang > every other magazine ever

RyanRoss, your stupid, lovable face!
How is he real? Kerrang decided that he does not come from the real world. I possibly concur.

"See," he says, "people think that [success] must totally change you as a person, but it doesn't really. I still do the things I did before. I still have to pay rent, I still have to pay the bi..."

It's halfway through the world 'bills' that he stops dead, as if someone has pressed the pause button. His eyes are now less platinum discs and more rivulets of shame. To his left, Brendon Urie, the band's heart-throb of a singer, throws out a quick whinny of laughter, like a horse. He's heard this story, knows that it's a good one.

"Alright," he says, "paying bills might be a bad example."

Why?

"Because I'm not very good at it."

I'm going to go back to laughing until I die now, kthnx.