What crack did I smoke today?

Why do they keep playing commercials for the DVD release of The Little Mermaid during Miami Ink? Chill, tv, I'm gonna be there Tuesday buying it, so chill!

Also, why am I watching Miami Ink? I fucking hate this show.
BUT!
There was a chick on it a few minutes ago getting an octupus below her belly button with tentacles creeping downward. And she had a pet ring-tailed lemur. Way fucking cool. And hot.
So the show managed to interest me for a few minutes, but it took incipient tentacle porn and hot chick using 5 syllable words. She was explaining the roots of the word cephalopod; is there anything hotter than that? Also, explaining that the lemur is a prosimian, and giving detailed evolutionary lineage. I am in last LUST, even, with random girl on Miami Ink.
Don't worry, though, Jen's totally with me on this one.

Also? Why did I spend five hours today playing Sims 2? I'm so totally off the band wagon. *sigh*