*not* a GIP

Went to Sam's Club today for the first time. Very interesting. I gave mommy all my money so she'd buy me Smirnoff. But I am happy because now I have Black Cherry, Green Apple, Watermelon, and Raspberry Smirnoff Twists. And also three flavors of Starbucks frapuccinos. And a package of 24 packs of green apple flavored Sour Punch Straws... what? It was only $7!
Anyway, Helen came over and watched QAF with me and Zoe. I think I'm supposed to wake up and go with Zoe and mom to BG in the morning... actually in about 4 hours... I might wake up long enough to tell them to leave me alone. Will give it more thought after I finish my Smirnoff.
So, after QAF and re-watching the last ep of Lost with Zoe because she hadn't seen it yet, Helen was like, "Wanna go to Wafflehouse?" And I was like, "It's midnight... what the hell? Let's go."
Yeah, so we went to Wafflehouse and then we went to Wal-Mart. Bad, bad, evil place that it is. I didn't manage to escape without buying any dvds. But at least I only bought 2 and they were both from the $5.50 bin. I got "The Forsaken" which I keep almost buying every time I see it, and "Earth Girls Are Easy" which is the best bad movie evAr. Really. Plus, Jeff Goldblum is way hot in it.
Movies I successfully did *not* buy: "Speed", "Con-Air", "Desperado", "Varsity Blues", and "Stand By Me".
Now I'm going to finish my flavored beer, finish watching "Earth Girls Are Easy", then go to sleep. I think Helen fell asleep already. Oops. I think she meant to go home tonight. I don't think she's slept at home since... Thursday possibly?
Also, uploaded a couple of Dom icons earlier, so look forward to several GIPs in the near future.

*facepalm*

Am retarded. No, really.
Class was not bad today, somehow I had interesting and pertinent things to say which happens not often in english-y classes. I need to get a favorite poem by Wed. so I can print it out and bring it to class. Will probably end up with Yeats' "The Second Coming" as I am inexplicably fond of it. Any other suggestions, though?
Anyway, after class, took Bruce to Save-A-Lot so he could buy some certain conditioner he wanted (don't ask me why, his hair is half an inch long), and he also bought a package of cinnamon rolls while we were there. Which he proceeded to attempt to feed me while I was driving home. With varying levels of success. He *dropped* one on my elbow and then he licked my elbow! *Eww!*
After I got come and scurgified my arm, I went next door to play with baby Luke. When I got there Christy had just started a movie so I ended up staying there throughout the entire thing. It was "Seed of Chucky", which is actually not as bad as it sounds. Then again, I kinda liked "Bride of Chucky", too, and I've always been fond of the original Chucky movies. In general, I don't really like horror movies, but if I had to pick a favorite, the Chucky series would be it. So anyway, I'm watching the movie and running around chasing Luke and trying to convince him not to throw flashlights at people, and I'm thinking, "Huh, their kid's voice sounds so familiar... who could that be?" It kept tickling the edge of my brain, then we get to the end of the movie, the credits are rolling... and we reach the part where I'm retarded. It was Billy Boyd. *duh* Yup. Am retarded.
Now I need to go find a sexy Billeh icon so my Dom icons don't get lonely.