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kaciagemini) wrote2004-06-26 01:19 pm
kaciagemini) wrote2004-06-26 01:19 pm
What the hell is wrong with the world today!
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"Your dad likes Chevy?" The words were out of Ginny's mouth before she had a chance to think about it.
"Yeah, of course," Draco said, giving her an odd look. He glanced down at the emblem on the steering wheel. Yeah, still Chevy. "Why?"
"I.. I just never realized y'all were Chevy people," Ginny said nervously. What would her daddy say? He'd accepted the pregnant out of wedlock with the son of one of the biggest thorns in his side thing rather well, but when he found out they were Chevy people? She hoped Draco had health insurance.
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I can't believe I just read this story. I have hit the depths of depravity...it's a Harry Potter parody where they're all *rednecks*! What was I *thinking*! OMG(ess)! I'm traumatized for life!
For anyone who would like to join me in my depravity, the story can be found here.
It's called The Shotgun Bride and it's written by some crazy lunatic named Nokomis and it's rated PG-13. Read at the risk of your own sanity. If you are already lacking in said sanity and thus not worried about losing it, it is an extremely hilarious story.
"Your dad likes Chevy?" The words were out of Ginny's mouth before she had a chance to think about it.
"Yeah, of course," Draco said, giving her an odd look. He glanced down at the emblem on the steering wheel. Yeah, still Chevy. "Why?"
"I.. I just never realized y'all were Chevy people," Ginny said nervously. What would her daddy say? He'd accepted the pregnant out of wedlock with the son of one of the biggest thorns in his side thing rather well, but when he found out they were Chevy people? She hoped Draco had health insurance.
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I can't believe I just read this story. I have hit the depths of depravity...it's a Harry Potter parody where they're all *rednecks*! What was I *thinking*! OMG(ess)! I'm traumatized for life!
For anyone who would like to join me in my depravity, the story can be found here.
It's called The Shotgun Bride and it's written by some crazy lunatic named Nokomis and it's rated PG-13. Read at the risk of your own sanity. If you are already lacking in said sanity and thus not worried about losing it, it is an extremely hilarious story.
~twitch twitch~
~goes off to continue twitching~
I may or may not be continuing school in the fall....ahh, hell, just go read my update! Too much to type up here and I have too much shit to do anyway. I may try and call in some favors and dig up some downers before my parents get here tomorrow. Or rather, something gauranteed to kill me emotionally, that way I don't go all teary and shit and make a big scene at whatever food place they are choosing to have the inquisition and trial at....~sighs and rolls eyes~
Kriss