There does need to be a patch for it.

I mean, I'm sympathetic to the pull. I'm currently sort of boycotting Target (long my "happy" company) because of their stupid thing about saying, "Yeah, sure, pharmicists can just not give out the morning after pill" with very vague and meaningless reassurances that their customers will be taken care of.

And Target's where I get *everything*.

I can only hope that IKEA never does anything nasty, as I'd probably fall over dead from Swedish Apple-cake withdrawal.