kaciagemini: (Bandom - Panic! - Brendon)
( Oct. 8th, 2007 09:26 pm)
So there's this Bandom Porn Meme thing going on? That is an excuse to write random bits of porn without actually needing a story to go with them? It is kind of wonderful. And I may have tossed some porn at it. Just a bit. About Brendon. As you do.

In other news, umm... stuff. It happens. I guess.

I started drinking coffee every day? Actually, most of the household simultaneously started drinking coffee every day. Which is about as brilliant as somebody going, "You know what? I think I'll pick up smoking a pack a day today. That would be fun." Followed by their friends going, "That sounds great! Me, too."

Yeah, we're not a bright bunch, really. (But COFFEE!)

Also? I am heading to Bowling Green on Wednesday with kidlets in tow, somewhere in the noon/early afternoonish timeframe, so be prepared, BG peoples.
I know Rita wants to see them (and the external hard drive I'm loaning her so she can watch Dead Like Me...), but who else is up for foreign invasion?
Yeah, I appear after being in hiding for like weeks and it's to post porn. What of it?

Title: Stealth
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kaciagemini
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes Pete liked to sleep in Patrick’s bed on hotel nights.
Notes: For the [livejournal.com profile] bandslashmania pornathon. Not beta’d because, dude, it’s already late (so if you notice any crazy errors, do let me know).

On to the porn, please. )
*So* wrong... but so *good*!
Buffy Park - The Comic Adventures of Xander the Wonder Slut

Even wronger... but even *better*.
The Erotic Adventures of Buffy and Evil Vampire Willow

*iz still amused*
X-Files Puppet Theatre

Bonus Puppet Theatre!!!1

...why, yes, now that you ask, this post *does* have no point! What of it?

ETA: ...dude... Nifty!
Thursday night, Helen and I stayed up until like 6 AM drinking wine coolers... and then I got up like 5 hours later. *rawr* But I did get about an hour-long nap in the car on the way to Louisville with Helen to visit her friend John. We decided to stop in Horse Cave to see the 24-hour porn store there that's supposed to be really nifty. We turned the wrong way after we got off the highway and ended up going like ten miles in the wrong direction. We had to stop and ask directions. Apparently gas station attendants don't like being asked directions to the porn store. She *glared* at us! o.O; But, turns out, it's actually really easy to find the place if you just turn the right direction. Oh well. It was fairly nifty. We wandered around for a half hour or so looking at stuff. I had to tell Helen that I was *not* going to let her go into the peep show or the theatre. *sigh* And John called her while we were there to ask her why we weren't in Louisville yet... oops. We got on the road an hour or two later than we'd planned and then unexpected stops, so... yeah, we were running a bit late. He seemed mildly amused to hear that we were at an adult toy store when we were supposed to be in Louisville. Fortunately, he's known Helen for a long time, so this detour did not surprise him. So that was fun, then we got back on the highway and continued heading north.

We kept seeing signs for Abraham Lincoln's birthplace, so we figured, What the hell? We're already late; let's stop! So we got off on the exit it said and then panicked because there was an A exit and a B exit and we didn't know which one to take. Apparently, we chose the wrong one. We ended up going 15 miles down some random highway before we found a place where we could turn around. We were beginning to worry that we would be stuck on the wrong highway for eternity as there were no exits for such a long time. I think the highway was Western Kentucky Parkway but I can't swear to that. So, yeah, we found a place to turn around and travelled the same fifteen miles in the other direction. We decided it wasn't worth it to give Lincoln another try. So we continued on our way to Louisville. The rest of the trip was uneventful.

So, when we got there, we found out that John wasn't getting off work until 11 PM, so we had rather a lot of time to kill as it was like 4 in the afternoon. So we decided to go see a movie at the cheap theater. "Ice Princess" with Michelle Trachtenburg happened to be starting just when we got there, so we decided to go see it. It's a very cute movie. And Michelle Trachtenburg is hot. Way hot.

Anyway, after we got out we still had a long time to kill, so we went to the mall and walked around for a while. I went to the Godiva store and bought a present for my mommy (whose birthday is Friday) and my sister Tamie (whose birthday is Tuesday). (Yes, there are an inordinate number of Gemini's in my immediate family.) We wandered around, got some coffee (Mmm, caramel macchiato!) and then went to FYE. We spent half an hour or so looking through a random box of audio cassettes just for the novelty value of it. *Tapes* Crazy. I actually ended up buying two to listen to in the car on the way home because Helen has a tape player in her car. I got Sex Pistols "Never Mind the Bollocks" and a random Motley Crue tape. I also bought the new System of a Down cd because I have an unhealthy love for them. Really. I'm listening to it now. It makes me happy.

After we got bored of the mall we still had much time to kill so we went *back* to the theater and saw "The Pacifier" which is a cute movie which I'd actually already seen but Helen hadn't. I still find it hilarious when the little girl asks Vin Diesel why his boobs are so big. It's just priceless. "Do you have to wear a bra?" :-D

By that time, John was off work so we went to his dorm. Which is way nicer than ours. No, I'm not jealous at all. Nope. We mostly sat around and watched tv with John and his roommates. The guys wanted to make Jello shots, but they didn't have any vodka or gin. So they got the bright idea of making them with tequila. If this *ever* seems like a good idea to you, allow me to tell you now... it isn't. Really. It's nasty. *blegh* I actually had a couple. Bad idea. Anyway, then we watched Boondock Saints (Yay!) and played around with the strobe light, then finally went to sleep. I actually got almost six hours of sleep that night which was an improvement on the few days before it. o.O;

We headed out of Louisville around 11:30-ish AM. We had lunch at McDonald's. They have Philly Chese Steaks at McDonald's now. What's up with that? o.O; Surprisingly, it actually wasn't half bad.

On the way home, we decided to stop at the *other* 24-hour porn store we saw on the way to Louisville, in Upton. It was much the same, a little bigger, but it didn't have a peep show or anything. I bought one of those little plastic livestrong-type bracelets that said "Twisted" on it for my little sister, just so I could tell her it came from the porn store. ^.^

We continued on our way south, then we came across Dinosaur Land. It's actually a kinda nifty place. They have life-size dinosours and a museum and stuff. Neither of us had ever been and we had some time to kill, so we went. It was very nice, and I got some nifty souvenirs (Yay, squished pennies!). I do wish I hadn't worn my brand-new sandals as my feet were not happy after a half-mile walk. Meh. Yeah, so then we headed home.

Got home, changed clothes, then turned around to go to Zoe's end of the year girl scout banquet. It was incredibly long and tedious. And I spent most of the time chasing my nephew around. And ran into some people I would have been happy to never see again in my life. But I survived. Then Helen decided to kidnap her brother, James, to come with us to the movies at midnight. We went home, killed some time, then headed to the theater.

On the drive to the theater, I spent most of it staring out the window entranced by the pretty moon and clouds and night sky. Was the moon full last night? I'm too lazy to go look it up. If it wasn't full, it was damn near. There were a lot of tiny little clouds rather than large hazy ones, so the moon kept peeking in and out from behind the clouds. The sky was a pretty blue-ish gray color and the clouds were like dark-gray leopard spots. It made me very happy.

Helen and I say Kingdom of Heaven. Yay! And Zoe and James saw Revenge of the Sith. Kingdom of Heaven... was a really good movie, despite the fact that Orlando Bloom was only shirtless for like 10 seconds. *Damn him* I was impressed with how well he managed to pull off stoicism during the early parts of... actually the majority of the movie. About a half hour into it I turned to Helen and was like "I don't think he's spoken a dozen words thus far in the movie... WTF is up with that?" I liked the ending, and the ending is the most important part of a movie for me. It occurs to me that I've been to the movies like.... four times in as many days. Woah. How odd. o.O;

Got lots and lots of sleep last night which makes me happy after 3 nights without enough. Especially since I'm not likely to get much tonight as I think I'm getting up in the morning to go to BG with mom. Mrr.

I also took my contacts out last night for the first time in... 3 days. Yeah, I'm a bad Kt. My eyeballs are going to fall out. *whispers* Please don't tell my girlfriend! *pout* I really need to change to a fresh pair, but I still haven't found them. I swear, I've cleaned and put things away, but my room seems to have eaten my contact lenses. *rawr* Bad room!

Now I need to go find out if anyone has taken Kinsey back to the video store yet, as I haven't watched it yet. Damnit, I rented the movie and I haven't gotten to see it! Since it's due back in less than two hours, I don't think I'll be able to watch it even if it is still here. Grr. I may just have to give up and buy it.

Note to self: Don't forget to write up rant later about Pink Floyd and parents.
Click here if you like the feeling of your brain turning to mush and leaking out of your ears.
It's Merry/Pippin/Treebeard. No, really. Really. I'm serious. Do you really think I would make this shit up? Okay, so I would... I am that disturbed... Does it lower anyone's opinion of me that I kinda like it? Can your opinions actually get any lower, or have I dropped off the scale?
If I haven't reached rock-bottom in your opinion yet and/or there's still room to dig, then by all means go here.
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( Aug. 26th, 2004 12:58 am)
Stapler Porn
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Well, *I* thought it was funny...
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( Aug. 22nd, 2004 07:03 pm)
I have to go to work at 8 AM tomorrow. Blegh. I am less than enthused.
I tried to drag all my friends to a sex toy party today, but it got cancelled. And then we were going to go to a sex toy shop, but it was closed. *sigh*
But we went to my house and played with Luke, even though he was being a cranky baby.
Jen and I can't decide if we missed the floor meeting, or if they just didn't have one. Oh well.
Still haven't finished putting all my stuff away... I need to do that. I really do. Plus I need to go pick up my books. I would do it in the morning since I'll be in DUC anyway for work, but then I would have to carry them all around with me to my classes, which would suck muchly.
Blegh, too many things to do, and I don't want to do any of them. *sigh*
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Yay! I'm back in the dorm and more-or-less settled. (that means, all my stuff is here, and i hooked up my computer. everything else is still in boxes)
But it's still nice to be back. I went with Jen to meet her aunt Alla today. That was interesting. And tomorrow Jen, Kristin, Laura and I are all going to a sex toy party with Helen. Which should be *very* interesting. And apparently Laura got a LJ today, which is cool. I think I'm going to go see if I can find it now.
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( Jul. 26th, 2004 07:37 pm)
I still have the faintest hint of a black X on one hand. From the club, that is.
Other random recollections... It was like being inside Queer as Folk.. Babylon, live and in person. ^_^
Other random note: Dale/Teri seems to be constantly surprised that we don't run screaming from him/her. I had to break it to her that, as the range of weirdness goes, being a woman trapped in a man's body is surprisingly vanilla.
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( Jul. 26th, 2004 04:43 pm)
I'm never having children. It's too hard to type! Luke can't quite sit up properly, so I'm attempting to support him with one arm while still using both hands to type. Plus, he keeps trying to help me by pushing the keys. Silly baby. He says "Ah Goo!" to all of you, however you choose to take that.
Okay, temporarily baby-free, so maybe I can get a quick note down before someone brings him back. Eww, baby drool on my desk.
Anyway, for anyone who missed the memo (which could be because I forgot to write it) I went clubbing Saturday night. At a gay club. With my mommy, Helen, and mom's transexual friend Dale/Teri. It was very interesting. And rather a lot of fun. I got to see a drag show, which kicked ass. And also got to witness many gay boys kissing each other and dirty dancing, which was exceedingly pleasant. Plus, danced muchly, which was fun. Apparently I give off lesbian vibes, which somehow rubbed off on Helen, because practically nobody hit on me. (There were a few lesbians floating around, but they all seemed to have come in pairs, rather than trolling for dates.) Apparently Mom got groped many times by people of all descriptions. Can't say I'm sorry to have missed that experience. At one point I looked over and there were about three people surrounding my mom, dancing *very* closely. Mildly disturbing. The only person who actually overtly hit on me and Helen was a somewhat creepy guy with a strange accent who wanted to have a three-way with me and Helen; I got rid of him as quickly as possible. Mom finally dragged us off at about 2:30, which was okay, cuz I think the club was shutting down soon anyway. The only problem with the club was that, while people under 21 are allowed in, each under-21 has to have an over-21 sponsor to sign for them and they take your licenses and it's this whole big thing. But provided I can scrounge up enough sponsors, I plan to drag everyone out sometime this semester. (Kristin, you can sponsor Laura. That means you can't get her drunk and take advantage of her! Well, not until we get home anyway. I enjoy teasing you guys entirely too much...) And if I do manage to finangle a clubbing trip, JEN, you *will* dance with me.
What else did I put on my mental chalkboard to mention? How am I supposed to get my room clean and pack in time to leave? There are simply not enough hours in the day! Damn! What have I been *doing* all summer? The Super Nintendo sucked away my life... Love you guys...
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